Dr. Seuss’s IEP

cat n hat 1  Dr. Seuss’s IEPAuthor Unknown


Do you like these IEP’s

I do not like these IEP’s

I do not like them, geeze Louise

We test, we check

We plan, we meet

But nothing ever seems complete


Would you, could you

Like this form?


I do not like the form I see

Not page 1, not 2, not 3

Another change

And brand new box

I think we all have lost our rocks


Could you all meet here or there?


We could not all meet here or there

We could not all fit anywhere!

Not in a room

Not in the hall

There seems to be no place at all!


Would you could you meet again?


I cannot meet again next week

No lunch, no prep

Please hear me speak

No not at dusk, no not at dawn

At 4 pm I should be gone.



cat n hat 2

Could you hear while all speak out?

Would you write the words they spout?


I could not hear, I would not write

This does not need to be a fight.

Sign here, date there

Mark this, check that

Beware the student ad-vo-cat(e)


You do not like them

So you say

Try again, try again!

And you may




I almost like these IEP’s!

I think I’ll write six thousand three.

And I will practice day and night

Until they say

“You’ve Got it Right!!”








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